Your Horoscope
September 19, 2002
Someone close to you reveals a secret identity that you never suspected. It's time to put on the brakes and reconsider everything. Don't act until you have all the data.
Is there something one of you isnt telling me? Is there something you need to get off your chest? Is one of you wanted in 48 states for murder? Is one of you really a MAN??? A porn star? C'mon, I am sitting on the edge of my seat here in anticipation of this secret. Pleae tell me, I promise not to judge. I just have to know.
Remember, I am the "Busybody"...I have a solution for everyone's life and problems. Now if I shave my head and grow a goatee and start hanging out at "Cheers" sitting on the same bar stool for hours, please promise me that someone will make me snap out of it.
So on to more interesting things. Well, not really but I figure if I am going to make an entry, I mine as well write about something other than my transexual, murdering, porn star friends. As I was leaving for work this morning I was sure that my apartment was being raided. I could hear someone at every window and lots of loud bangs against the building. Okay, so it wasnt DEA or FBI or any secret espianoge activity. When I opened my front door to find about 10 Mexicans standing there on steps and ladders (cheesy smiles from ear to ear), I realized it was the painters coming to paint the apartment building. I was going to bang on "MsMoHoney"'s bedroom door yelling "The British are coming"...but I didnt think she would find that funny.
So, my plan is to breeze through my day today and go home and do all of the things that I should have done yesterday. I have so many errands to run. More than likely, I will do what I normally do...put it off until tomorrow. Yep, sounds good to me.