Ok, I am off to start a good...no make that great...weekend.
The boyfriend has already been forewarned that he needs to get me out of the house this weekend.
Me: If I dont get out of the house this weekend, its quite possible that I may kill someone.
Him: I hope that its not me.
Me: You never know. You normally are the one in closest proximity to me and that makes you the easier target.
Him: Yeah, looks like we're going out this weekend.
When in need, threaten with bodily harm. (still tipping glass)