Two things...
One. Ebay is evil. Evil, I tell ya. Not a good place for someone who has way too much time on their hands to go. Must...have...willpower...
Two. There is a fly in here just bugging (no pun intended) the shit out of me. He keeps flying past my head. I have a book ready to get the little guy, but the only time he lands is on my shirt. And we're not going there. He's going to make me go all Bruce Banner on his ass. Bug...must...die...
I'm feeling: enraged
listening to: this little bugger buzzing around my head