Why cant you do it, why cant you set your monkey free
Written at 10:28 a.m. on Wednesday, Mar. 12, 2003
Even at work I am not safe. The weirdos find me there too.
A call I got this morning:
Good Morning, (name of my company)...How can I help you?
Yes, I am in New York and I want to talk to one of your phone ladies.
What can I do for you, sir?
Well, I am here in my hotel room and I just put in a movie and I wanted to speak with one of your phone ladies. I just put on lotion. I called yesterday and talked with two of them.
I think you have the wrong company, sir.
Is this Spank the Monkey in Texas?
I am afraid not.
Oh, gosh...I am so embarassed. Now you know what I am doing.
Yes I do...and I will be having NO part of that...