**Intraoffice Memo**
To: All Employees
It would be greatly appreciated if you could please let me know in advance when you are expecting shipments from FedEx as the FedEx driver is about as gorgeous as the "Hottie Website Guy". A 24-hour notice would be great as it gives me time to pick out my clothes the night before. Your compliance with this is greatly appreciated.
Sincerely,
Management
(Ok, so its not really from management but you should follow the new guidelines anyway)