I fear my day has gone from bad to worse.
We just received a FedEx delivery here at the office and (sniff sniff) it wasnt my "HottieFedExGuy". I fear that I may have lost him forever as it appears he may have been placed on another route.
And to make it worse...I have hiccups. I have had hiccups for about an hour now and it feels like a midget is doing jumping jacks on my chest. I have been hiccuping for so long and so hard, I think I might crack a rib if it keeps up much longer.
I still want to go home!